||[Feb. 17th, 2004|07:28 pm]
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Lorne: “Well look at you! It’s like Winston Churchill and a young Richard Harris had a beautiful love child!”
Rodger W-P - “Entertainment division? Well, I can see how that would be very useful in the fight against evil,”
BEST LINE EVER:
Spike: "Sex with robots is more common than most people think."
Spike: "Daddy, eh? Always thought Wesley was grown in some sort of greenhouse for dandies."
Angel: "So what happened?"
Spike: "I can explain. Apparently, when Percy here was younger, he used to be known as ‘Head Boy!’"
Angel: "Yeah, I already knew that."
Spike: "Right. I have nothing else to report."
SECOND BEST LINE:
Lorne: "So there I am, covered in cherries, the police are just pounding on the door, and Judy Dench starts screaming, [in high-pitched British accent] ‘Oh that’s way too much to pay for a pair of pants!’"
Spike: "I can get somebody to type out a report on that ‘Head Boy’ thing…"
[lights go out in elevator]
Spike: "I know what this is – You’re not taking me to Hell, Pavayne!"
[Drill lights/alarm go on, Eve gives weird look]
Spike: "Oh, that’s just something I say when, uh, it gets dark."
Wesley: "Tell me father, what is it that galls you so? That I was never as good at the job as you, or that I just might be better?"
Rodger: "Oh yes, this is Los Angeles, we have to talk about our feelings. Then maybe we’ll hug."
Wesley: "It’s doubtful."
Angel: "You know, I killed my actual dad; it was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire…"
Wesley: "I hardly see how that’s the same situation."
Angel: "Yeah I didn’t really think that one through."
THIRD BEST LINE:
Spike: "I don’t know if you know this, but I killed my mum. Actually I’d already killed her and then she tried to shag me so I had to – "
Wesley: "Thank you! I’m very comforted…..Right."
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